Tracklisting

Side A
Fluffy	Artist unknown
Transfusion	Nervous Norvus
Song unknown	Telly Savalas (aka Kojak)
Downtown	Mrs Miller
Watchin' Telly's Hurting Me	Chad Morgan
Fist Fuckers	Throbbing Gristle (?)
With these hands	Artist unknown
Hard Rock Cafe	Leigh Matthews (off the Footy Favourites comp)
Fairfax Avenue	Oy George & The Kosher Club
Laughing Jingle Bells	Just For Laughs' Players
Animal Liberation remix	Artist Unknown
Do it to me	Pia Zadora
Surfer Doll	Sir Robert Helpmann
Imagine	Artist Unknown (from the Footy Favourites comp)
Fuck Religion, Fuck Politics, Fuck the lot of you	Chaotic Dischord
Fool on the Hill	Elmer Fudd
Side B
If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off	Wayne County
Who are Parents?	The Shaggs
My Pal Foot Foot	The Shaggs
Thongs Rap	Artist Unknown
Skippy	Ed Devereaux
Internal Organs	Jackson Zumdish
I Like You Too	Artist Unknown
Say Hello to a UFO	Bert Newton
Song Unknown	Artist Unknown
Ballad of Cliff Young	Al Simmons
Kazoo Medley Remix	Artist Unknown
Do the Hammer Lock	Artist Unknown
99	Barbara Feldon
'I know what it is to be young, but you don't know what it is to be old'	Orson Welles

Contributed by

Matthew De La Hunty
Musician (Tall Tales and True)

Bad

Creator: "Bri Bri" Waldron
Date: About 1987

During the 80's, Op shops were filled with all sorts of vinyl. You could still uncover an old gem at a garage sale, in amongst old classical records, Sherbet records, kiddie records, etc. My friends and I had an emerging interest in really baaaad records.

There are some absolute classics of the bad genre, Mrs Miller is the pin up girl - really appalling operatic renditions of sixties hits (I recently saw her acting in a 60's movie called "The Cool Ones"). Emerging genres were "actors albums" but we had subcategories like "Australian soap stars albums" - Joe Hasham, Leonard Teale and the jewel in the crown "Seasons of Love" by Gerard Kennedy.

The challenge to find the worst music we could possibly find was on between Bri Bri, myself and Mark Smith amongst others. This tape arrived from Bri Bri in about 1987. It contains a selection of bad classics from the ill conceived "footy favourites" compilation, to Chad Morgan's tale of killing small animals with glee; from the wonderful Sir Robert Helpmann rendition of "Surfer Doll" to the utterly tasteless "Fist Fuckers" - it is a classic from go to whoa! The things people can do in the search of fame and money!